The LaMenTaBle TiMes

Old crazy lady...

2006-03-07T20:28:00.001+08:00

Yo all...Wappenin...
Juz HAD to blog today...But i'll start wid all da borin stuff first...

Yeah..So YCJ is kinda "for me" in a sense...Da ppl are juz retarded and for da first time i kinda enjoyed tamil class...Da tamil teacher's kinda blur tho...He doesn't noe much about Tamil B...He sez dat dere was dis ada guy who used to take Tamil B but took H1 tamil and got a C5 for his A's...But he mentioned sumthin abt him havin to work rather hard...I dunno if i'd be up to dat... But waddaheck...I noe i can get la...Juz dat puttin in da effort will be abit difficult...Lolz..I need more effort to put in da effort...No wonder i (tink) need so much sleep...Heh...Yeah...But his way of teachin oso kinda good...Shan't go into details...Oh and today was da supposed climax of da Orientation...It was la...Much bttr den ystrday anyway...Played alot more games... And dere wasn't as much talks by da subject heads...Dose were juz painful...And we had to learn da skool song today...It's barely singable...It's like damn friggin high...And da choir on da tape were like sum kinda sopranos or sumthin...Bloody retarded... Every1 was kinda weirded out...Coz we were supposed to sing it also...And dere's dis "In-Ur-Face-Dictator-Who-Doesn't-Mince-Her-Words" OGL(Orientation Group Leader) Head who kept goin thru it...Oh well...God bless her...

Oh...So now to da interestin part...Today i went to Yew Tee mrt to pass sum stuff to my bro...When i juz passed it to him and got onto to escalator dere was dis old cheena lady ahead of me by abt 4 steps...So im juz standing dere lookin at my hp and mindin my own business when she suddenly turns arnd looks at me and her face suddenly has dis unbelievably petrified look on it like im sum rowdy nut holdin a smashed bottle in one hand and an axe smeared wid blood in da ada...Unfortunately(for her im guessin...I juz found da whole thing hilarious) i happened to take 2 steps towards her juz when she turned to look at me...So im guessin she got even more freaked out and started runnin from me towards da top of da escalator...She only stopped runnin when she reached da top and turned and saw dat i hadn't budged from my step...Retarded rite..!?!...I dunno la...Chinese women are friggin paranoid...I dunno why...Especially old ones...U noe i kinda get hme late on weekends and fridays...Den dere always will be dis lady(not same one everynite la...LolZ...Sembawang not so super-underpopulated la) infront of me when im walkin hme from da mrt under da blocks(NO!!Da mrt is NOT under da blocks!!! Tokkin abt where I am)... So she'll be dere and i'll be jalan-ing hme...Damn tired wad...So she'll glance behind wid dat "Are u a rapist/robber/murderer/killer oh no i tink u are" look...I'll be like comin real close to rolling my eyes...LolZ...But i find it damn irritatin la...Sumtimes if i high i oso juz play along lo...She walk faster den i oso walk faster...Den i'll raise my hands infront of me like dose zombies in her direction...(note1:It's late at nite...I ASSUME dat i was not bein observed...Note2:Their not really damn gorgeous or anythin la...Note3:I juz realised from "note1"(plz refer back..LOL) dat da old lady may haf seen me doin dat and dat's why she ran...LOL...Note4:note 3 is highly unlikely...She ran in Yew Tee mrt...I live in SEMBAWANG...Wadeva ada reasons u can tink of( i assure i've already thot dem all out) it's highly unlikely..)...So i basically juz drive her crazy in fear by followin her pace and everythin...I mean...As long as it's en route hme la...I'm not so retarded so as to follow her all da way back to her hme...If i did i bet they wld juz snap and prob wld nvr leave deir hses...Yeah...So...Now u noe abit more of my life...Tho Deebs may call it "R21" or sumthin...HEH...If u call me a psychotic abnormal sexist..I dun care really...I'm definitely not abnormal or inhuman or a sexist...There's a chance of me bein a psycho...HEHHEH...If u call me evil...I REALLY DUN MIND!!...

Oh well...Dat's abt it...Till next time...Maybe i'll see u under 1 of da blocks ... WAHAHAHAHAHHAA ... Dun worry...U wun appear on "missing" da followin week...HEHHEH...

WashammatterPunk

2006-02-27T14:58:00.000+08:00

Well Yo Again...

This last few days has been more or less rather painful...Physically la...Fri was kinda good...Had soccer wid da guys...Anto came again...Was juz okay i guess...Can't really remember anythin abt it...Not that i'm botherin to try-too friggin tired...After dat went for da Da Vinci thing...Not bad actually...When i read da book i didn't really care abt all dat rubbish la...See Jesus marry Mary i know not true so juz ignore it and cont wid da story la...Which is a damn nice story oso la...Da movie's probably gonna be a let down...It's always like dat when there's a novel-based movie...I tink da best kinda novel-based movie was the LOTR... BUT even still...They missed so many nice parts...I mean...WHERE WAS TOM BOMBADIL?!...Dat was one character i wanted to see...In da book he's kinda spastic but damn power...Yeah...So...Da seminar...Learnt quite a bit from it...Very interestin... After dat had my first meal of the day...Cld juz barely finish it...Dunno wad the heck was wrong wid me...

Sat was real boring...Stayed home da whole day...Played com...Played PS2(yeah..it's repaired)...Had family time...Dat was loads of fun...My parents were tryin to prove to my bro how God has been gracious to me by showing how much i don't deserve da 20 pts..."Didn't go for tamil oral...TWICE!!!...Still passed his Tamil B...And not putting in much effort!!..Still got 20..!!!"... Plz la...Want to tok like dis i rather tok behind my back or sumthin la...And i did put in significant effort la...I tink it was twice da effort i put in for my Prelims..(F.Y.I...I didn't put in any effort at all for my prelims...So i guess u cld say dat 0*2=0 still...LolZ...) ...After dat watched da sketch show and whose line isit anyway(dat episode was EXCEPTIONALLY funny...I was howling like a retard thru out da whole crazed show...)...Stayed up till 3 den went to sleep...

SUN...HIGHLIGHT OF DIS WEEK(uh...Sun starts da week...Not mon...And i'm already makin it da highlight of da week...Can tell how much faith i have in my life to generate more FUN days....)...Yeah so had like 4hrs+ of sleep...But still was damn refreshed dunno y...Den got ready and went for breakfast...So many ppl come sia...So weird...Normally juz us 4...Max 6 la...My sis and joel Lee...I tink we had 8 ppl...Oh well...After service we wasted a whole load of time deciding wad to do...In the end we(the guys) decided to ditch da gals...Coz they wanted to watch a movie...And we wanted to watch FD3...But Cleff watched it anyway da day b4...Doink...So maybe Pink Panther..!?...Marwin's already watched it too...Doink...And da gals wanted to watch I Not Stupid Too...I mean it's fine la...But us guys wun want to spend our SUN(sacred dammit) to go watch it la...So we cldn't decide on a movie to watch so we juz went to play soccer/bball...Marwin left immediately...Joel Lee and Don made a big show of going to play den suddenly juz went back...But Joel Lee returned for a while la...Played 3v3...Xuan's team vs Joel Lee's Team...Xuan scored da first goal and Joel Lee scored da last 1...Damn dumb game...Xuan bloody lazy la... But after Joel Lee left den we juz played one touch for a bit...Den played 2v2 wid a common goal la...Was kinda fun...But i played damn badly la...Kept gettin xuan on my team(2 in a team summore...Had 2 depend on him)...Finally got da goal...Damn tyco oso la...Deeben whacked da ball i juz lifted my thigh and it cushioned da ball down den juz chipped da ball on Xuan's(he was da keeper den) open side...FINALLY...My God...Den sat arnd tokkin and drinkin(lolZ...Alcohol...LolZ...NO LA...)...After dat played wid da residents...First few matches weren't dat good...I tink we lost da 1st 1 4-3...Dat was all Xuan la...Look at him tending goal can die...After dat we really owned back...Won 4 games in a row...And we were already like dying la...After each attack almost all of us will be bent over panting...Specially me la...Suddenly kept sprinting all ova da place...And da crazy malay fella kept chasin me...Den had 2 dribble pass him....Den anada 2 guys...Den him again...Created a nice goal for CLEFF...Our new goal poacher( dat means juz stand infront of goal wait for ppl to do all da work den get da ball infront of goal so he can stick his foot forward wid da ball into da goal-exciting job...)Den JK had his first retarded goal...We won dat match in under a min...He juz ran down da side and whacked da ball...And it went in...Rather puzzling dat was...Yeah...So we had a whale of a time...Den after all those long matches i sat down den...Den took off my shoes...Coz dere's a new hole in it and my shoelaces keeps stickin out of it...So took em off to pull da laces back in2 da shoes...Den when i tried 2 put my shoes back on...CANNOT SIA...Kenna cramp den hamstring(or sum ada string) pull...Liew...Had to stand up and gasa shove my foot inside...Sumhow it fit nicely...Den had dinner...Was damn hungry...Could have eaten more...But sadly it costs money...So i cldn't...Due to my sad pathetic budget...Sobz...Lol...Den Cleff found out dat he's supposed 2 come to me hse... SO off into a cab we got...And to my hse we went...He payed da cab fare la...Waahahah...Shameless ah me...Ho well... In da end he stayed ova...Can't say any of us weren't expecting dat...And he kope my bed sia...Basket...I had 2 shove a few cushions together and put a bed sheet over dem...But i made a big deal out of it...I tink cleff was thinkin of sleepin on da cushions on da floor after i was done makin a big deal out of it...Lol...But he still got da bed la...Basket...Den we had supper...Caught da last few mins of Man Utd vs Wigan(4-0)...WOOT...And played sum TFT den went to sleep...My cushions kept givin way...Cldn't sleep on me back...Had to sleep on da side...Basket...Now full body ache again...Grrrr...Oh well... Till next time..Still got loads hafn say yet la..BUUUUT...Abiit long liao...So wadda heck....Heh...

O's Results Blog cun Testimony...

2006-02-14T04:27:00.001+08:00

Yo...

Hafn blogged in a while...I tink...Seemed so long ago...
ANYWAY...Yeah...Got a '20'... I'm kinda happy wid dat...Even tho it's really REALLY kinda low and it's much less den i can juice(da actually word is "milk"...Buuut dat's abit weird)out of myself ... I mean... I cld definitely get better grades for my sciences and i was seriously expectin an A1 from my English...But ho well...

Yeah so... Really muz thank God...Coz my parents weren't much of a help...No seriously... Remindin u dat exams are arnd da corner do NOT help at all... I already NOE dat... I dunno but i tink nagging causes one's "waking up" to come along much slower... Juz a theory... Dun brush off ur parents wid dat statement... I may haf 2 change church and run away from home if u do... Who noes... I may meet dat spastic guy who came 2 our church abt 3weeks ago at City Harvest ... LolZ... Right...So...As I was sayin...Muz thank God...Coz again frenz weren't of any great help either...LOL... OKOK... U'll PRAYED...Dat's loads... So thx... Dun bite me head off da next time i see y'll... I really didn't deserve 20 pts coz of many things la... I was a slacker in every sense of da word(which has only 1..?)... And I wld lie to my parents abt where i was goin so dat i cld go out... Yeah... DO NOT FOLLOW...REPEAT...SHIT IN DA STREETS LIKE A DOG IF U LIKE BUT DO NOOOT FOLLOW... Askin for trouble... And i tried group studyin once... I tink grp studies is an utter waste of time... If ur intention is 2 study la... I dunno... Maybe some of y'll study bttr wid others... But for me... I mean... IT'S ME... I can hardly focus already widdout any1 arnd and now there ARE ppl arnd... I remember i met my skool frens for abt 3hrs 2 study ... And i only did 1 "12 mark" maths qsn and made a little notes for history... And den on da way home i was feelin a lil' mad at meself for not doin anythin so i did abt a quarter of an A.Maths paper 1...And that was in abt 15-20 mins... Ok... I dunno wad i'm tryin to prove here... BUUUT... My grp studies were a waste of time... Dere was only once me , Deebs and Josh went to Woodlands library to study ... Omg... I tot i was da slackiest... Josh was like readin a book thru out half da time we were dere...!!!... But we got him 2 do abiiiiit of work la ah... LolZ... Yeah ... But i tink coz of all da prayin ppl and myself invested in2 my O's results dat's why im still eligible for JC... I tink if not for dat i may be goin 2 ITE or sumthin... Actually when i got my results i was already prepared for da worst la... Coz da skool announced da top student ... And she got 9 - she was also da only 1 wid a single-digit score... I knew i was gonna get screwed... Den da first gal who went out to take her results ran out crying... After dat was Haleem la... Few of u'll may rmbr him... So he kinda pranced 2 da front... Confidence... Came back lookin blank(in a bad way-he wasn't speechless wid joy or sumthin)... But he put in much more effort den i ever did... Through out da year he was doin kinda well... Den O's i tink he can barely make it to Poly oso ... Sad... So yeah... When it got 2 my turn i juz received da stuff and had 2 sign... I tink it's a good policy dat the teachers dun tell u ur overall pts ... So i had 2 go back 2 my seat to count... Den i got 20... But coz of da stuff dat happened above and an A2 for A.Maths , da blow was kinda softened... Yeah...So i juz submitted my application la...All JC's...Half of them confirm cant get in ... But i wanna get in2 one so waddaheck...

Steamboat Nite...
Was retarded...I barely ate a plate of food... Had no appetite at all ... I guess dat was a gd thing... Ppl startin turnin up wid sicknesses and stuff... Gave my chop-sticks 2 Mar oso la... Stupid cheena steamboat place ran out of plastic chopsticks and wldn't give their wooden 1's... I was damn hungry when i came la... It was like my first PROPER meal in 2 days... But juz walkin arnd seein well dressed ppl goin at deir food like animals kinda contains ur appetite for abit... And those were juz da skinny ppl... Da fat ones i saw their plates and i quickly looked else where... They tryin 2 rebuild da friggin tower of Babel or sumthin... Heaped so high... So yeah... Bowling was so-so...First rnd i got 87 or sumthin... I tink Josh won me wid his 88... Lolz... But it was all coz of his double spare whiiiiich was all coz of da crazy machine which kept givin him empty lanes for him 2 juz roll da ball across and get a spare... And he also got a strike for his last attempt ... Gay shit... Oh well ... 2nd game was much bttr... Got 120 pts... Started damn well ... Spare-strike-spare... Den Aunty Lili started callin at arnd da 5th attempt... Den i started gettin screwed la... Den dis josh happy juz take da ball and got a lonkang for my turn... Wanted to smack his head wid da ball or sumthin... So yeah... After dat my sis came along and lonkanged for me again... Wanted to use her head as a substitute for da ball on Josh's head... Smash dem 2ghtr... Bloody retards... So after dat i had really no mood... (Isabel came and "boo!" me for my turn and i got a 9...Den later a spare...Wahahahaha...And she didn play anypart in dat spare...It's called skill and concentration...Not to mention my unendin seriousness...Wahahahaha)... Yeah... So i tink wid all dat ExTRA kias and me still gettin a 120 is not bad yeah... Den quickly paid and left... Not before Aunty Lili made another call tho... Haiz... So reached hme at abt 1.30... Den bathed and watched sum Amytiville movie... Damn old... Suppose 2 be a horror came out like a comedy... But oh well... Went to sleep at 2...

Sun...
Woke up at 7... Dunno how...Felt damn alive oso... VoV... Den got ready and everythin... Still had arnd 15 mins to spare so i blasted sum SHOUT YER GLORY...Wooot... If ur not alive after dat den ur probably already in ur grave... Hehheh... Rite.. So played guitar... Thumb got deep cut ... Started bleedin... Gotta learn how 2 use a pick properly... I've learnt la... But when i use pick feel damn restricted... Yeah ...But juz cont'd la... Wad else 2 do... So juz went on... Worship was quite good i tink ... I mean... Standin beside my bro on da drums and Uncle Wai Wah on da bass is quite heavenly liao... LolZ... After dat went to "observe" flags den met Terence for lunch... Den we went thru all da stuff dat wld happen if we did not go in accordance with God's Perfect Plan ... Yeah it's kinda true wad he said... After dat we sat at da bus stop for quite awhile... Tokkin alot of crap... Mar , Deebs and Cleff were sittin 2gthr... Me,Jk, xyz, joel and Josh lee and Shermin were hangin arnd another seat... Cleff wanted to go to town at first... But after gettin up he SUDDENLY wanted 2 go @... Probably had nth 2 do wid Deebs or Mar...Really...(I hope u sense da drippin sarcasm)...So off to @ we went... Not too bad... Tho i cant rmbr much of it... LolZ... Like i was on a high or sumthin... NO LA... Juz dat it's so much da "norm" dat it's not even worth rmbrin... First Cleff left... Den after awhile my father called and chased me 2 Causeway point... Made it sound like i was keepin every1 waitin or sumthin... In the end i reached dere abt 15mins b4 dem... Haiz... Den went 2 swensens to celebrate my results wid my grandma oso... It was kinda ok la... But was damn tired... I tink after-effects of too lil' sleep... I guess da choc from my STICKY CHEWY CHOC ice-cream kinda kept me goin... Sugar-rush over-ruled da slowin of da brainwaves due 2 presence of choc(sound familiar?)... LoLZ.. Soo yeah... It's been a long post... But HEY!... Once skool starts i dunno if there'll be anymore,... Wahahaha... Yeah... So till next time... TA-RA...

O's Results Blog cun Testimony...

2006-02-14T04:27:00.000+08:00

Vooshoo

2006-02-08T03:34:00.000+08:00

Yo again...

Rite...SOOO...Well...Juz to bring y'll up to speed on me life...Or the portion dat hasn't rotted away yet...SO ANYWAY...So far life has been,well,uneventful...Though there's gonna be a whole load of events which are gonna be happenin real soon...ONE VERY BIG EVENT OSO...Yeah... O's results...Prayin hard abt dat... YOU'LL BETTER PRAY FER US TOO U NOE... OR ELSE... Hehheh...NOT KIDDIN...Rite...Since we've got dat clear...Back 2 recent happenin's... Rite...Wad HAS happened...?!...CNY mostly rite... Well den...Here goes...

I guess i'll haf to start from Da Belle's hse yeah?... Yeah i do... (Metaphoric questions...Don't we juz Love em') ... Rite ... It was kinda ok la ... For me anythin's fine ... I kinda make me own fun out of stuff sooooooo... It wasn't really borin...I dunno how ppl fell asleep...Muz be real tired... LOL ... Well i was too ... Dunno y oso ... Maybe sumthin to do wid havin more den 12hrs of sleep a day (Oooo...I can feel da HATE radiating here...Wahahahaa) ... Yeah ... Tokkin beside da pool was kinda fun ... (omg...I'm listenin to Shout Your Glory(da album-dat includes da song itself)... And it's juz soooo God-like... It's got Christian Metal... Rap... Da only unchangin genre wld be Rock... And da music is juz, drool inducin...Oh...Im at da last track...ALL DAY...Dunno why sum of u dun like dis version...It's juz soooooo, perfect...!!...Haiz...Oh well...Different opinions... THEY SHLD BE BANNED... Hehheh... NuNism ... It's a kind of synonym for "dictarship" ... Wahahahaa ... VOTE FOR ME!!... I promise dere wun be any schools ... YEAH!! ... U'll be slaves to sum money makin plan of mine ... I bet u'll be beggin for school ... Hehheh... *ALL DAY!! ALL DAY NOW!!*...WOOOOHOOO!!!) ... Er-Hmmm...As i was sayin *You are...My light*... Oh dear ... Dat song is juz so unignorable ... RIGHT ... So... Da singh show was kinda gayishly funny... Damn retarded ... I juz didn like da part when da fella started doin da "Mr Bean" thing... It was kinda unoriginal ... MOVIN ON (before i start goin in2 piracy and copyright-law breakers) ... A.H. was kinda fun ... Well, Nat was like close 2 tears or sumthin ... Obsessed is too mild a word to describe her connection to A.H.Daidee ... Coz Deebs bcame da usual "reignin king" while Nat was all over da place ... But she kept insistin dat she was THE KING now ... Wasn't Queen bad ( or good in her context ) enough ...!?... Oh well ... I juz dun understand dese Sec 2's ... Eh no ... Corrections ... I dun wanna understand em' ... Sayin i dun understand wld be makin dem sound too complicated or sumthin ... Da only ppl i dun understand are those who friggin sulk when others are havin fun ... Dat's juz retarded ... Wet blanket ...!?... More like a whole soggin' quilt ...!!... Oh well ... Sum ppl are juz "moody" i guess ... Can't control deir own feelings ... I wonder if suicide occurs to them sumtimes ... Who noes ... Righto ...

Movin on 2 Grace's hse ... Da food was kinda okay ... Nth special really ... Though it was a pleasure watchin Marwin and Xuan diein after eatin da pasta (da sauce was apparently spicy- LOL) ... Den we watched HellBoy ... Or at least i did ... Though i missed a few parts when lil' Ben's socked feet comin 'smack!' into my nose ... Den got really freaked out when Xyz said he threw sum stars Ben was lookin for out of a grilless-window ... Ben went runnin to it and attempted to clamber over ... Dat's juz freaky ... Sumtimes Xuan can be a real idiot ... Other times he's kinda bearable ... I mean, He's A GUY!!... Of coz he'd behave idiotically ... No im not bein sexist towards me own sex ... But it's kinda obvious ain't it...!?!... Guy's ARE idiots ... BAKAS!!! ... (uh, and bein an idiot isn't da opposite of bein smart or nice ... <<< Dat was mostly to notify da sec2's ... ) Den again... I tink "Sec2" is da direct synonym for "idiot" ... Oh well ... After Grace's we juz sat at da bball court and argued(i guess "we" doesn't apply here ... Mostly juz Cleff,Mar and Deebs) on wad to do... Eventually we decided on soccer/bball ... Thk God ... Coz we were juz playin quite well dat day ... Even widdout Mar as last man , we managed to win games-in-rows ... And JK scored his first hat-trick in a loooooong time ... He deserves it ... Dunno how many times he's gotten all da way to bein 1-on-1 widda last-man and den doesn't score ... Finally he scored when he shld/cld/wld/MUST have ... I scored 2 goals ... One of dem was damn fun(for me-i tink da rest were kinda expectin a pass from me) ... Played Foot-dodgeball ... Wahahaa ... Dodged abt four different set's of feet before scorin ... Woot ... Da ada goal was juz a result of a me tacklin sum fella and runnin straight and blastin da ball for a goal ... Not so much fun ... But a goal is a goal i guess ... Wahahaaha... And we won da "A" Resident Team 5-3 or sumthin like dat ... But i tink coz they were kinda slackin ... Didn't really run fast, but cld keep runnin for quite a bit ... I guess sports does do u sum good ...!!... Den after dat we had dinner and went back (where i had another meal-was hungry OKAY!?)...

Other den dat nth much has happened...Stayin up late gamin,watchin tv,readin (newspaper coz i haf to-part of my "life-enrichment" programme to ,well, enrich my present life i guess- hafn got any new books to read yet...So sian...) and of COZ, playin guitar ... And havin midnite baths ... Cold showers juz so rock ... Brrrrr ... Juz had 1... Abt 4 hrs ago ... Wahahahaa... Ooooooook ... I better end now ... I dunno how da heck i made so much out of so little dat's happened ... Lucky (for me) blogs dun haf crap-filters ... Or i'd juz be down to a paragraph or less ... Den again ... Wad's a blog widdout crap...!?...(Ahah!!Another metaphoric qsn!!Lemme ans it for u!!Before u tear ur head off scratchin ur head in blurness) ... B O R E D O M ... And wad's life widdout boredom...!?... I dunno really noe dat 1 ... Shld go ask sum Life Guru ( i tink dere's 1 called Deepachopra or sumthin ... Deeben-chopped-ya ... Ahhhhhh ... So lame... Haiz ) ... Oh well ... Dat's all fer' now ... FLY A KITE ... Or get a bite ...(Gettin hungry again).... Till next time... Gotta' end coz my father may be wakin up soon ... LOL ... Wahahahaa... Ta-ra...!!!

NAT DA A.H.!!!

2006-02-01T20:00:00.000+08:00

Yo Peepz..

Tues was not bad actually...Had a whole load of fun and didn even spend a cent!!!...(though i did use my sis' 10 bucks to top-up ez-link...ADULT FARE SUX...You can go 2 church and back and use up 5 whole bucks!!)...Yeah...So as i was sayin...Had a whole load of fun...Woke up damn early for da first time in a long while(actually not really true..Woke up early on Sun oso.. Heh ..)...Played soccer at Ben's hse...Da street soccer court dere...Was damn shagged...Coz i hadn't eaten anythin cept 2 cheese-egg pratas (and they were GOOD) for 2 days...So after playin for awhile felt damn tired...And my lip was bleedin(thx 2 Deebs kickin a ball in2 me mouth)...Also got apple-jacked in da thigh(dat means 2 get rammed by sum1's knee -and it was DEEBS again...wad's he up to...?!)...Yeah...Den we went back 2 Lydia's hse(see...im bein impartial to both genders...) for lunch...Dat was heaven...Food was damn nice la...Maybe my great hunger impaired my judgement...But it was damn nice...I'm abt to drool juz tinkin abt it...Arrghh... Hungry... And I've already eaten a whole lot..!!!...Had lunch...Maggi mee after dat...And 2 bowls of cereal after dat...And i woke up at 1...AND NOW IM HUNGRY AGAIN!?!...Oh well...Hungry...Den eat i guess... HEHHEH... Yeah..SOOOO...Hung arnd at Ben's home for quite a while..Tokkin...Eatin...Playin PS2...Till they oso had to go out...Den we left oso...After dat reached hme...Bathed...Changed for Reubs'...By then it was abt only 4.30...So i juz went to sleep...Was still damn tired...Den i woke up at abt 6.50...AND FOUND MY WHOLE FAMILY SLEEPIN!!!...I'm like "WADDAHECK!?"... So yeah ... We were late...No surprises dere... Reubs hse was not bad oso...Played few games of AH.Daidee...I tink for most of da games NAT WAS DA A.H...!!!...WHAHAHAHAHAHA....Ahhhhh...I tink i shall end my blog on dis HIGH NOTE...WAHAHAHAHA !!!!

On Poison and Eyesores

2006-01-31T01:26:00.002+08:00

Yo ... Wappenin'...

Since u ppl so hate my post(sobZ),i haf decided to add anada 1...JUST TO SPARE U'LL DA EYESORE...(Rittte...I live juz 2 please...RIIIIIITE)...So...Here goes...

Today was mostly spent playin bball/soccer...Bball was kinda fun...Only played 1 proper game though...And i lost dat as well... Dun ask me why...DON'T...And afetr dat we were juz playin arnd...ABC and stuff...Soccer was way much more fun though... First game we were out in a minute coz i kinda screwed up...I passed widdout lookin,and da opposition got it ,counter-attacked and scored...Coz was intendin for it to get 2 Deebs...So i tot he wld be at his usual postion...Ends up he wasn't...Soooooo..Dat's how it was...My bad my bad...Da rest of de games were kinda ok...Played quite well...Ran like a dog...Kenna hamstring pull when stretchin to tackle...Den me leg started quiverin ...I had no idea wad dat was abt...I dun tink it has anythin to do wid me not having eaten for da whole day...Besides a few pineapple tarts while i was arguin wid me mum...(Yeah...Dat's how we love to relate...And she asks why I always wake up so late...Uh...For those who still dont...It's actually coz i sleep late...But i kinda try 2 avoid wackin up when my parents are still at home...Tensions in da mornin do not bode well for my future...)...SO BACK 2 SOCCER...Me and Deebs had sumthin goin once or twice...And we came damn close 2 scorin...But no such luck...I dun tink i scored a goal ... Damn ... But created quite a few nice ones...And did i mention i was runnin like a dog!?...Dat is already damn fun in itself... Too outpace ppl wid da ball is damn song la...Coz wid da ball ur suppose 2 be naturally movin slower den dose arnd u...AND UR MOVIN FASTER...I dunno how 2 explain how it feels...Ask mandy i guess...LOL...Speakin of whom...Had a retarded convo wid her, her sis, pet and her sis...I mean they weren't all online...Juz all infront of 1 com...Usin Pet's account... Totally meaninless...I mean any convo wid me is meaninless la...But dis was...WELL...I FOUND IT MEANINLESS!!!...And dat's bad...Soooo...They're all gonna get poisoned by me and im gonna get poisoned by them....4 retards wid 1 poison and my own life...Fair trade i tink...HEHHEH...Yeah...So...I guess dis is da new shortest post eva...WOOHOOO!!!....

On Poison and Eyesores

2006-01-31T01:26:00.001+08:00

SERIOUS

2006-01-25T10:46:00.000+08:00

Yo...Sup'...

Gonna blog abt how serious i am...SOME ppl dun belief i am...I feel very hurt and discouraged (LOL)...As Brethren Nun, I feel it is my utmost responisibility to educate SOME ppl on da seriousness of underestimating my seriousness...NOW!!...To prove my seriousness...

A REMINDER...DIS IS TO PROVE HOW SERIOUS I AM...NOT HOW RETARDED MY SKOOL IS( OR WAS)...

When i was in Sec 2...I was sittin beside dis gal...She called me "Studious" and "Serious"...In fact she said i was "TOO STUDIOUS AND SERIOUS".... I tink she was abt 2 call me "retarded" oso coz i was smiling my butt off...Well...I was smiling coz i was imaginin how u peepz from church wld react if u heard sum gal callin me "SERIOUS"... I tink Cleff wld start laughin till he started foaming from da mouth...Den he'd start runnin all over da place and eventually get knocked down by a bus...Wasted my parents didn hear her callin me "studious"...Maybe they wld have laid off a bit...MAYBE....

Den when i was in sec3...Again i was sittin next to anada gal...(Oi..teacher's choice...Not mine..!!) ... And apparently she liked me coz i was "Mature"...Which made me want to die laughin again ... And dis ada guy kept sayin he wanted to kill me coz he wanted her... LOL...But he's 1 of my good frens la ah...And he loves to whack me coz i dun whack back... <<<< Too mature la ... Not bcoz im sum weak wuss...HEHHEH... Right...

Anyway...Ernest was da one who instilled SERIOUSNESS within me...And lookin at how serious he is(he climbed on Don's back during da baptism thing)...I tink he did quite a good job...!!... LOL ...

So...Don't u juz tink im so SERIOUS now...!?...Sumthin tells me u dun...Dat sumthin muz be aura of seriousness...Sumthin tells me again dat u dun tink i haf an aura of seriousness...

yawn

2006-01-23T03:39:00.000+08:00

Haiz...So sian...Oh well...(if u tink dis is da shortest blog eva...IT AINT...da shortest blog is BELOW)

Right...So...Salutations...Greetings...etc...
Today was quite alrite...Playin in Agapeland wasn't so bad and sian as it usually is...Had quite alot of fun playin...Though got kinda screwed up at sum parts...Me and Lydia kept clashing... HEY HEY!!!IT'S MY FAULT!!!...Dun go lookin for her...PEACE...Right...Since dat's settled... After service was damn funny la...Had JoelLee huggin on 2 me like sum dog...Den we went around rustling a few feathers(VULTURE FEATHERS 'SPECIALLY)...Den here comes lil' Ben and he juz grabs my arms and starts runnin along...Had 2 bend to half my height...Super backache...If i tot da Midgets were as short as shorts went den i LEARNT ADAWISE... But he's damn retarded...LOL...In a healthy way,i s'pose,if u consider a small kid draggin a guy twice his height,width and shade who in turn is bein hugged by sum1 half his height ,etc and etc(does dis make JoelLee as short as Ben..!?...LOL...OOOOPS) healthy...Oh well...And i'm still continuing my diet..!!...Coz i wasn't hungry la...For lunch had a glass of V.Coke and Sugarcane... Was damn thirsty... I dun tink it mattered in de end... Kinda pespired all dat shit out on da way back 2 church...T'WAS SO FRIGGIN HOT!!!...Yeah...Leader's trainin was kinda good actually...It wasn't much of a bore...Uh and Cleff(I'll prob forget to tell u this),S.W. tinks u've opted out...U better go n clear dat out...Unless u really are gonna opt out la...Den nth 2 say... RIGHT...Den after dat we went to watch Geisha... It was SO-SO la ah...Give da director face abit...Only thing i didn noe was dat a kimono had so many strings attached...And not meanin to be perverse or anythin...But dat was juz to get da top off...!!!... Yeah ... MOVING ON...Eh...Dere's nth 2 move on to... Dammit...oh well...I guess da book shld haf been kinda nice,since Nat was kinda spewin displeasure at how dere were cut scenes and etc etc...4-5 hrs...Blah blah...Hehheh...No offense... But abiiiiit hard to keep track of wad she toks abt...LOL...Wahahaha...Soooo eviiil...Right...Sooo... GD NITE...uh,mornin actually... I predict i'll be waking up only after most of u'll have ended ur skool....Wahahahaha...Great prediction...YEAH...So till next time...

Uggghhh

2006-01-21T17:07:00.000+08:00

YO...WaPPEniN PeepZ...Right...So...Nth happenin much in my life dese days...Sad but true...Ooh...Maybe i can share my new and improved weight-loss programme..!!!...Den after dat u can go to Deebs and see what he does...U noe why..!?...Coz he's COOL sia...And he's da KING!!...King of skinniness anyway... SO... As i was sayin...Weight-Loss...Wooohoooo!!!...Yeah....So here's how it goes...Firstly...U gotta haf a stress-free lifestyle(much like mine)...Slack at hme...Do NOTHIN....Secondly...Spend half da day SLEEPIN(technically i dun sleep half da day coz i sleep late and simply wake up late coz of dat-but sumtimes i haf slept more den 12hrs....HEHHEH)Thirdly...Have A MEAL a day...U muz be lookin at me wid wondering expressions...Oh well...Lemme explain...Due 2 da lack of activites in ur day(maybe Soccer/BBall thrice a week is still wad i wld consider "lack of activites") u need less energy... YEAH...Fourthly...As mentioned above...Play Soccer/Bball thrice a week(or sumthin as invigorating... not READING or sumthin!!!)...Helps...Sumhow...Fifthly...Diahorrea helps...If u dun have it...Den...EAT SHIT(im serious...probably da best way of contracting Diahorrea!)...Did i mention dat i lost 5kg...Woot...Im now 60kg...WAHAHAHAHA...U tink dats heavy..!?...Not for my height it aint...Anyway...Today goin 2 Deebs Bday ting...I'm probably juz gonna gain all 5kg back...HEHHEH...Yeah...So here's da REAL blog...Ystrday played soccer...Dunno y but i cldn't breathe dat great... My back was damn tight...But oh well...Scored abt 3 goals i tink(HAT-TRICK)...One of which was a shot by Deebs which kinda rocketed off my stomache-and in2 da goal...Talk abt TYCO... Oh yeah...Den Rays ting...Dat was fine...Den i got hme...And i had 2 create another account coz my father put a password on da original 1...AND MY "FT" is in it..!!!..Arghh...!!...Oh well...I feel so lousy...Coz i cldn't guess my dad's password...But it was fun tryin...And dere was even a HINT!!...Which happened to be my mom's name...No suprise dere...Hmmmm...Maybe it's her birthday date...HMMMMM....Now there's an idea...Doh...Can't rmbr her birthdate...Heh... Gonna have to kope her IC den... WAHAHAHAHA... Oh and i cldnt sleep last nite(or today mornin...wadeva)...Went to sleep at 1AM and didn fall asleep till abt 4.30AM...I kept lookin at da time...And I woke up at friggin 9.30AM…Da HELL’S WRONG WID ME?!…Juz cldn't fall asleep...Felt damn hot(LITERALLY...ER-HMM) even wid da aircon at min temp...Kept playin da guitar...Widdout moving...I tink if my parents saw me dey wld haf tot i was havin an unnatural relationship wid my guitar...WHICH I DO!!...I love my guitar man...More den i can say for any1 else...HEHHEH...Yeah...So far dat's all dat's happened... Oh ... And i made Cleff's card (FINALLY) ... And i tink i did quite a good job...!!...WooWee...

DAT WAS MY SHORTEST BLOG!!!....EVER!!!...

Boredom...Loads of sleep...And irregular num of meals a day...Oh well...Not like i need da energy...

2006-01-12T00:54:00.000+08:00

Wappenin' Peepz...Bloggin for da sake of bloggin again...Guess I'll have to start from last Sat den...Haiz...Dis is gonna be 1 loooong blog... Righto... So...Let's begin wid....Sat...
Kind of a blur...Oh right...Now i rmbr...We were suppose 2 go @corner at 2(Don't roll your eyes at us...Roll em' at da sky...It's been rainin crap)...But Cleff woke up late and said he'd only be dere at 3.30-4...So...Wadtheheck!!An opportunity to waste less money...So we decided 2 meet at 3.30 instead...Den...At 2.45 my father decided to have....FAMILY TIME...which he promised wld be only a few mins....Whiiiich was a lie...Hehheh...Ok ok...Not a lie...Jus da greatest understatement of da year( and keep in mind ....DA YEAR JUZ STARTED)...It was a friggin hour and a half...Amazin how a few mins can increase so dramatically...
yeah...So...In the end...I only reached there at 5,thinkin i was gonna be da latest...BUT Nooooooo!...Cleff came later!!!... Amazing!...Lucky i already msged JK...So he knew...And they also only came a few mins before me...So...Dat's juz abt all dat happened dat was worth recounting...Sun...Mornin' Bball at 9 at PK...Well...I reached dere at abt 10.15...Oh no...I didn't over sleep or anythin...Juz dat da MRT decided to have a field day and make da whole of Sun mornin an Emergency Exercise...And da furthest da train cld go to Novena was Bishan...SOOOOO...I had 2 take de mrt via Jurong East to Outram,where i tot i wld be able 2 take da Purp line up 2 Farrer Park... BUT Nooooo...Not today...Juz abt da whole Purp line had been closed,cept' from Outram to Harbour Front...So...I decided to take the bus provided...It wld have gone only till Lil' India...So dat's where i decided i wld get off...And when i got on2 da bus i realised i didn noe where i was 2 friggin get off..!!...Had no choice but 2 watch da ada INDIAN(er-hmm..wad else wld indians be..?) Indians to see where they got off...But apparently...They didn noe either...Serious case of the blind leadin da blind...So...I ended up in (of all places)...CHINATOWN...And did it STINK...Pork...Smelt of loads of pork...Oh well...So 2 cut it short...I took a cab from there 2 da bball court where i ran in de rain 2 church...Da rest of day was at Pets'... Was quite fun...Risk...A.H.Daidee...King Kong...Lil' Ben cryin so many times...Broken glass thingy...Yeah...Quite fun... And i didn even spend 15 bucks dat day!!...Mon...Uneventful..But i woke up at 4.30 PM...HEHHEH...Finally got more den 12hrs of sleep since da ET trip...I actually got 15 hrs of sleep...Tues...Rather eventful...Played bball-soccer...And it DIDN'T rain heavily..!!!...Weet...!!!...But da games were OK only...Wasn't really in it...Maybe becoz i had 2 sacrifice my home-cooked,indian,drool inducin(and did i meantion indian!?) lunch...Coz indian fodd and strenuous games do not go 2ghtr...Ur stomach will start burnin and breathin get's alil' tough...But for once we won a whole bunch of games...Den we had dinner...I had 2 meals...Argh...Dat was sooo good...And i went home and had da lunch i missed,for SUPPER!!!...SUPER!!!...Yeah..I noe...Dat was lame...I'll be flyin kites when u want 2 sue me...Wed...Uneventful...Though i tink da highlight of da day was da bathe i had at midnite(kinda borderin in2 Thurs now arn't I?)...It was gooood...Cold bathe...And it was rainin...So extra cold-water...But it was gooooood...Oh...And i watched City Sharks again... It's a Singapore based movie...And it was not bad actually...!!...Damn funny...Sheik Heikel...And whole bunch of retards...So...Dats abt it...Till next time...

Crackpot's Rhymn...Dosnt mean anythin does it?

2006-01-06T14:27:00.000+08:00

Yo..Feeling so sian...Juz learnt dat I'm gonna get my Os' results in mid-Feb...Damn pricks runnin' our M.*.E(skarly kenna caught..) ...Waddashit man...Haiz..Oh well...Dun really feel like bloggin actually...But since Cleff's bein all high and mighty ( I TOLD YOU NUN WUN LAST)...Friggin God ah..?..Lemme tell YOU sumthin Cleff...Your lungs arnt gonna last...But u probably wun care... RIGHT...So where was I..?..Results..?...I tink im done wid dat crap...So yeah...hafn blogged for a week...Wanted 2 ystrday...But my blog was down then..So got kinda sian..Which means i didn't blog..For all you BLUR ppl readin this(Huh?Who?ME?).. Right-o...So..Wad has happened dis past week...?...Sat was a blast..You noe..Dinner at my hse...hehhehhe...SHIT-DROPPED MY FONE...Kuhsah...So yeah...Had a great load of fun...Though the sleep over was "TOO MUCH" fun... Xuan kept us up till 3+ becoz he didn wanna sleep under da table..And when he finally did..He started snortin'...And kept bangin da wooden sides of da table..(Dun ask me wad he was doin..I dun noe...Dun wanna noe too..)...So we moved him 2 de ada end...Beside my bed...Den he kept hittin my bed and my glass door kept crashin...But OH WELL...I was damn shagged by then..(me being shagged has nothin 2 do wid a room full of guys..PLEASE...Don't even go there)..too shagged to give a banana peel abt wad Xuan was doin... Juz when i was abt 2 sleep...JOEL LEE(of all ppl!) started snoring like a friggin Coal-powered train..!!!...I was ,like, joel lee..!?... JOEL LEE!?..Da smallest guy in my world..!?...But in de end we had 2 ignore it and go 2 sleep...Yeah...So..Sun...Played guitar...Played till fingers bled...Hehheh...Really...Den had one of THE best indian meals for lunch...Though it was kinda small in da servins...After dat received a lovely mask from Isabel...I tink she moulded her own face and added hair or sumthin...hehheh.. Juz kiddin,juz kiddin...It actually reminded me of Cleff...LOL...OKOK...IM still kiddin...Didn't remind me of any1 OK?!...Yeah... Den had da best games of Pool in my life...Followed by lousy games of Dota at @corner...Mon.. Waddidido!?...Oh yeah...Went for da Tree Top Trail thing at Bishan...Cld haf thrown a rock at Mandy's hse on da way back...Hehheh...Yeah...Den we had Cracker Pratas...It was horrible..Thank GOD for da curry...Den later..We had bball/ soccer ... Kinda fun..Wid Samuel also... Den it started rainin...And FOR DA 1ST TIME...We played A.H.Daidee widdout any of da gals dere...!!...But it was kinda fun...Marwin kept bcomin A.H...Whenever Samuel became A.H.,da next rnd he sumhow always bcame king(OKOK...not ALWAYS...a few times..)...Yeah...Den we had dinner and went back...Tues..Was rottin at home...Later went to play soccer wid my skool frenz in Yishun...Wasn't in da mood for it...Didn't matter though.. Scored another hat-trick(im not gonna explain-AGAIN) and 5 goals in 3 games...Den went back oso...Was so-so only... Not SO much fun or anythin...Wed...Rottin at home...Totally...Thurs...Brought Jose out to Sentosa...He's a damn funny guy...We took da cable car ride there..It was also the first for me..Josh was afraid of heights(eh,wait...Shldn't it be in present tense..HEHEH)..And guess wad...I disturbed Josh rather minimally...Da rest was all done by Jose..!!!...Dat was damn funny...Den we went fort siloso...We were amazed at da Air-con and Mini-marts da British had during da Japanese Invasion period...hehhe..OkOK..It was part of Sentosa's marketing franchise i guess...But Jose made a big deal out of it...Hehhe..Den we had lunch...And since we were diein of hunger, we ate at burger king... Everythin else was so far away...Jose didn want to eat...He had a Brazilian dinner (his 2nd in 6 months-da 1st was also in S'pore) later...So he wanted 2 made sure he went dere and stuffed himself...Oh..And Brazilians eat LOADS of meat...But he cldn't take it and had lunch also...Den it started rainin...So we juz sat dere and tokked...Abt everythin...Abt his ex-galfren... How Brazil was gonna win da world cup again...HEHEH...Yeah...Juz tokked,..Den da rain subsided and we went to the beach...Along da way we had some Ben&Jerries Ice cream...WEET...And den we went back along da beach again... Den it started rainin again and so we took shelter...Then we learnt some Tetum from him...lolZ...Dat was kinda fun...OK...I really gtg now...So i'll juz say Thurs was damn fun...Dat's abt it...

UPDATES,...!!!**

2005-12-29T22:38:00.000+08:00

Sup'...Ok...So...I've been away for ,uh, 2 days...Seems kinda long...But it didn't feel long enuf...Yeah...So...Instead of overloadin u'll wid crap...I'm gonna break it down...I gotta cover all 4 days of course(includin Mon and Tues)....So...Dis is how it goes...*bra-arrrp*...Oops...Er-Hmm...THIS is how it goes...

MoN...

Cleffy came over 2 hang, coz my parents and Sis had already left for M'sia...Later went for Soccer/B-ball in da evenin'...Yeah...Dis was like da highlight of da day...MY day at least...Soccer went miserably in da beginnin(KEY WORD)...but LATER...HEHEHEE...How does a hat-trick(3 goals in a single game) sound..!?...LIKE A MAGIC TRICK..!?... You corny devils...(We owned da RESIDENTS(3-0)...[F.Y.I- Da Residents are those who live,in this case, Pek Kio...They're kinda good...We rarely thrash them outright...So yeah...It's a tale worth repeating]...And of coz..Deebs predicted i wld get da hat-trick...Right after i scored 2 out of 3 goals of course...Isn't dat uncommonly clever..!?...I hope you sense the drippin sarcasm...)...On top of that...Another 2 goals in other games...And i altogether scored 5 goals...!!!...Dat's kinda amazing...Really...Now...Arnt I simply ...so hao lian...?...haiz...So tired...I'm kinda forcin myself to do dis shit...So...Forgive me if i make it abit interestin...For myself , I mean...Soooo...After Soccer/B-ball and dinner...I went back 2 cleff's hse...Where i had 2 endure his flirtin wid some 'Michelle'...His apparent "bitch friend"(forgive me..plz..!?)...(I sumhow gathered dat she's also kinda racist..Er-Hmm..)..Sooo...Dat's abt all dat happened...For Monday...

Tues...

M'SIA...Weet...Cldn't wait 2 get back 2 S'pore...But da ride there was kinda fun...Wid Cleff anyway...And his mom with her violent tendencies...OH...And while Cleff was sleepin, he suddenly twitched...His hands juz moved 2 block his stomach...GUESS WAD?!...HE WAS HAVIN A DREAM...!!...He dreamt dat he was in a soccer match and dat he saved a shot(coz he's normally da keeper)...Dat was juz retarded...!!...I was laughin like crap...HEHEHE...YEAH...So...Long trip, spent sleepin(though it was hardly enuf)...SO...When I reached Port Dickson(P.D.), I got mobbed by a single person-...my sis(wow..soooo unexpected)...WELL...I mostly stuck wid Cleff and da Tans...Coz it was more fun and i didn want him feelin outta place(wad wid all da indians)...Later felt damn guilty...Coz, I'm s'pose 2 be spendin da time wid my Aunt and Grandma and all da rest ,but here i am, spendin time wid da Tans instead...HAIZ...I feel so sigh-ish...(also feel like sai)...OH WELL...It's over...I tried havin meals wid dem and tokkin wid dem...I REALLY DID...Still feel guilty though...HAIZ...Oh well...Went for dinner wid da Tans as well...That's when i became a part of da Tans... Johanan Tan(Chen...Dun ask me y...) Zhe Jie...Weeeeet...

Wed...

OKAY...2day was da peak of funness...Me and Cleff went...JET SKIIN...YEAAAH...Well...It costed abt 80RM for a half hr...So friggin EX...But Aunty Lili sponsored an hour... and fifteen mins...Singaporeans and their bargains...hehe...Right...So...Da first half hr was much more careful...We were juz playin arnd...Den we fell off when Cleff was drivin...and i was pillion ridin...He made dis steep turn and i started slippin off to da right...I held on 2 him...He started fallin oso...Den da Jet(I guess dat's wad u call em') started to slowly tilt as well...Thk God Cleff had enuf sense 2 let go...So we both fell in...Den we had 2 swim for da Jet...Which was kinda driftin away...Dat was a damn freaky experience...Coz ur legs are danglin and da Ocean is juz unendin...And many shark movies are suddenly remembered...So yeah...But we managed 2 get back on...Without attracting da attention of da Jet owners...The 2nd 45mins was alot more violent...We went berserk...Full speed...Jumpin da waves and sudden turns(kinda like doin "nike" logos in da water)...And then we fell in again...Dis time..I was drivin...We fell da same way...But we juz reversed our positions...BUT...Dis time...We attracted da Jet Owners' attention...He didn do much though...We got ourselves back before he came by...Then we wasted abt 5mins listenin 2 him complain abt drivin recklessly( all of which was done in malay..So i juz nodded as though i understood...Almost wanted 2 say "terimah Kasih"...But i was afraid dat would sound cheeky)...Then...We switched again...Cleff drove...Then...He was swervin crazy while at high speed...Then i juz flew off...I dunno how it happened...I was lookin da ada way...Coz salt water dosnt exactly help ur vision... Then he made a sudden swerve and my grip on his life vest juz slipped and i juz flew...I remembered hittin da waves abt 3 times...All da time rolling...Felt like a skippin stone ...Then i realised dat my glasses were gone...!!!...I know it sounds crazy dat I'm wearin glasses on such an occasion after which my glasses would certainly not remain intact ....But i did...SO LIVE WID IT...SO...I was kinda panicky...Lucky i recovered so fast...I mean c'mon..!!...Friggin rollin' trice..!??!...The fact that i cld still think was amazin..!!...Coz i suddenly felt sumthin slip down past my ankle...It(which was my glasses-..duh..), was quickly retrieved by a short dive by MOI...!!!..yeah...
Dat was da highlight of da day...Da rest was spent juz shoppin and stuff...We also went 2 KL...US Tans and our adopted maid(Gnet)...

Thurs...

Righto...REALLY NO MOOD 2 TYPE...i bet u'll oso no mood 2 read...SO...We went 2 JB and shopped...And ate...And returned back to S'pore...Da trip back was damn fun...though i had 2 sit in da middle...between cleff and Gnet...They suddenly decided dat i wld be kingkong and they wld be da T-rexes and try 2 kill(literally) me by lyin on my shlders and bitin my hands when i wanted 2 defend myself...In de end i "killed dem" by grippin their thighs till they squirmed and yelled...DAT was fun...We oso played alotta' 3-man Daidee and "7's"(anada card game)...In da car and throughout da few days dere...Dat's abt all...If i remember anythin worth tellin i will...So long...

Conclusion to da exciting life of Jojo-da furry yellow bear...(God bless his(or isit it's) soul...)

2005-12-25T23:50:00.000+08:00

SuPPeNiN!?...Yeah...Came up wid dat all by myself...Ain't dat ,like, totally orginal...Oh well...I shall start wid da bad news... I'll be goin 2 M'sia on Tues...How is dat bad u may ask...?...Firstly, I shall refrain from saying dat everyone wld miss me...Lest' i sound like my sis or SOME other ppl...Quite alot actually...And also coz' it's so undoubtedly true that it isn't worth mentionin it as a reason for me leavin M'sia being bad news(Cheem ah!?)...WELL...It's bad coz dere's only like ,A WEEK, left of ur students' holidays...And i wanna make da most of it...(with u students of coz)...Dat's da bad sad news...Da dumb news is dat i'll be returnin abt 2-3 days later...Dependin on my mood...(seriously)....And da good news is closely entwined wid da story of Jojo da bear...A tale of true heartbreak and misery...and sweat...loads of sweat...(trust me...they mostly came from me)...Today... I had da most joyous 5 mins in my life...[NEWSBREAK-IT'S EXACTLY 0000hrs on da 26th of DEC...END OF X'MAS...SO BREAK IT UP PPL..]...I...As in me...Johanan S/O(daidee) Justin...Was hugged by more den 10(im sure of dat...da number of arms around my legs and knees were quite innumerable...) smaller-den-da-toddlers-whose-proper-name-i-fail-to-remember( u noe...Constance ,Ethan..DA LOT MAN...Arn't you jealous..!?...i kinda call dem da "ConstanceFellas"...Catchy huh...)...And little energizer(or Joshua-Foo Meng's son) was tryin so hard 2 bowl me over...I tried calmin him down by pattin his head....But he juz went berserk ...In a good way of course...But dat 5 mins was damn ,uh,(for want of a better word) loving... I tink im da luckiest guy in da world ...Though i had 2 dress like a retarded bear to be so...But i bet ANYONE of u'll would give juz abt anythin to take my place for dat 5 mins...Almost made me feel like gettin a child of me own...uh...(I WAS TOKKIN ABT ADOPTION...!!!WTHECK WERE U THINKIN..!?!?)...Oh yeah...I'm gooood...Well yeeah...(like duh!!)...I'm indian, man....!!(NO...not "I'm an indian man"...dat's juz retarded..!!)...Soo..C ya'll in a few days...May nth change..Uh..Ok..Dat's bad..specially if u tink in terms of underpants(OKOK..im not goin in dere...DOH..not da underpants..!!!...da subject of de underpants..)...Uh...Well..den...Let ,uh, oh kuhsah!!...I give up... So yeah...in a few days...

See...consistent...2nd day in a row...

2005-12-24T23:43:00.000+08:00

Sup'...2day was kinda so-so... Had 2 wake up early..Was damn shagged when i was in church...But da guitar thing i had 2 do at Agapeland went kinda okay...Even though Josh suddenly took off in da middle of da "worship"(i can't tink of any other name... maybe "song and dance"..?)...Was kinda scary...Suddenly had 2 set da key for them and everythin...And Josh's chords weren't VERY reliable(quite reliable..not VERY reliable...dat's all...don't get offended if u read dis Josh...)yeah...so it went off kinda ok... After dat went 2 watch da musical which was in chinese (fine..) but also had (unlike wad Josh said) CHINESE SUB-TITLES!!!... so me and deebs sat in da middle of da crowd not understandin much of wad was goin on...(wad's wrong wid u chinese..!?..don't u understand da language u use in GREAT excess..!?...still need subtitles...utterly shameless..!!)...we ran off after da musical ( a chinese preacher was startin 2 preach in chinese...da HORROR)...yeah...den da whole bunch of us(includin da dancers[youth la]...cept' lydia...cldn't go...so sad...) went 2 suntec to watch Narnia...It was quite gd...Abt 3.5 star on da Nun meter..(where Spiderman2 gets NO stars..and HP-Goblet Of Fire gets 3 stars...yeah..dat's how gd it is)...We spent almost 3hrs doin nth... Though da 'nth' we did was kinda fun(till my sis borrowed 10bucks off me and left me for broke..!!!)(AND...deebs has made an interest of 10BUCKS...or more...out of da 50cents we were each s'pose 2 get back...so...GET EM' BACK...shameless... probably hopin 2 get away wid it ,weren't ya..?!...well...NO!!)...After da movie...Da 4 of us(guess...no really..try)...went to @corner...we had abiiiit of fun...but after dat i felt kinda feverish...wonderin'...if i die in da bear suit, will i still remain standin upright!?..oh well..it's worth a try..)..and now i'm kinda totally broke...till da rest of Dec'...dun even haf presents...oh well... juz wait for NEW YEAR den...!!!...yeeeeah...kk...dat's abt all...NO...IT ISN'T... Actually it is la(sound like xuan)...But Don juz asked 2 get da fella's(AKA all of u retards)
2 start a countdown at 12MN...ISN'T DAT...RETARDED..!?!?...oh well...we ARE retarded people...I guess... No wait...I'm indian...So dat excuses my "eccentricity"(may there be such a word!!)...Unlike you Cheena...Heh...I LOvE ME LIFE...at least for another 10+ days...

s Nun Ver.2 Beta

2005-12-23T14:16:00.000+08:00

WaPPeNiN PeepZ..!?..It's been toooo long...the horror...oh well...seems like i've got a month(OR 2) to catch up on...but i can't take 2 long...Got to do me room...and da rest of da house...and fix up de ada 2 coms as well...hehe...ive now got 4 frggin coms...God knows for wad...So...Let's start wid me O's...Brrrr...*shiver*...it turned out pretty good i guess...muz be all da prayer pumped into it...coz if i do well...it definitely is not becos of me hard work or anythin like dat...Only prob i have is Chem...It was a friggin BOMB...and it was da last paper...all of us left da exam hall kinda depressed instead of being hyper and stuff...Cambridge is filled wid sadists...da buggers...oh well...so im hopin for 10,11,12 pts...gotta pray like crap...eh...help me pray oso la...all read dis...tink wad...FREE AH..?!?!....nooooooooooooooo...payment in prayer...so get goin...
!!!...well...if your done...let's move on 2...E.T...oh yeah...dat was one heck of a mission trip...we had fun doin our "work"...though da chemistry wasn't as great as in da previous trip 2 myanmar...but dat was a smaller group...and we didn't have lovebirds along...i mean,SERIOUSLY...even my mum noticed...next time can be a bit more discreeet anot..!?...I oso dun want to noe...well ok...forget dat...no offense intented...but if u did get offended...well...den there's nth i can do...cept' maybe invite you to my hse on 31st Dec for a marvellouse INDIAN DINNER...WOOOO!!!....yeah well...invitation only open 2 those i invite...not to whoever reads this blog hor...dun get excitable...where was i...oh rite... ET..i'm not sure..but i tink dat my calling could actually be to be a missionary...coz i've found dat nth beats watchin ppl get saved-and playin a part(no matter how small or retarded a role) in it...not even INDIAN FOOD...yeah...so...dat's a sentence long testimony...yeah...da most "boring" day...if there ever was one...was the day which was s'pose 2 be "free-n-easy"..we went to dis beautiful beach...BUT..da water was warm!!..which was like an immediate turn-off...but we had a great time playin soccer wid da timorese "bus-men"(dat's a way of callin' dem i guess)...which we won 2-1...da "1" bein a giveaway goal to,uh, promote goodwill...they were our bus drivers..!!...skarly dey not happy and left us dere wid a possibly 3hr long hike back 2 da hotel/bungalow...lolz...nah...their not da type...they were very happy 2 be simply playin soccer itself... terence had da time of his life...shld haf seen him...he and da drivers were especially close...not to da extent of gayness though...BUT...i tink dis was da mission trip in which we did da most work ... all that blood,sweat and tears...(mostly sweat...ABIIT of tears...blood..?...can't remember..)...BUT we still relied mostly on God...coz we were,after all, foreigner wid jus da basic understandin of da ppl dere...and da nites were mostly quite alive wid da sound of ,uh, gambling....learnt a few new games...such as STUPID...and rectum taiti...can't use da ada word...orders from da Aunty LiLi...yeah...soooo...back 2 SG...annnnd...i cldn't haf felt more depressed...except maybe compared 2 after dat stupid Chem exam...ah well...den came da Campfire...which was a flop...though it wasn't so bad...but it was quite bad...but not so bad...yeah...you get de idea...i hope...my hope...dat's da song i happened to be listenin to now...coincidence huh...oh well...i guess u'll be wantin more den juz useless trivia...soooo...wad haf i been doin...guess we come back 2 me in da furry pooh bear outfit...i was pouring in dat thing man...it wasn't tiring...it was juz...well...sweat releasing...wad can i say...(and cleff if u juz said prespiration...i DONT care...i'm an animal...where ever i maybe...ARRRRRR...)...er-hmm...as i was sayin...i'll haf 2 wear dat again on Sun for da Kid's party...and it's damn hard 2 see...coz my glasses got fogged in dat helmet...and seein isn't much help when all u can see is da ground...oh well...but dis will probably be da last FUN week...next week it'll be off 2 M'sia wid me family...and guess who..?!...CLEFF's family as well...dat makes it so much better,dosn't it...(im not bein sarcastic...REALLY!!!)...and da week after next will be da last week of da holidays...for u who be under 16...haiz...and da whole bunch of u'll will be hafin O's...well good luck 2 u'll...dun forget 2 prioritise...sumthin like...Frenz...church...family....NUN...pig across da street...CLEFF(doh!...he's not da pig across da street..!!!)...INDIANS...food...and of coz studies...(through out dis..God shld still be Num.1...dun come look for me and slap me wid sum theological crap)...rite...so dat's all i haf for 2day...quite short actually...considering all dat has happened dis past 2 mnths...haiz..oh well...till next time...

WADS WRONG WID DA TAGBOARDS!?!...or isit juz my com...

2005-07-03T22:01:00.000+08:00

YO...feelin kinda sian...im only doin dis coz Josh keeps pesterin me 2...damn bugger...2day was kinda great...da muzzzic...and da woooord...and dat GREAT video(i hope u can sense da drippin sarcasm)...after church was a kinda waste of time...@ corner was kinda OK fer awhile...but den every1 started leavin...but it turned out better toward the end...we played CS...sumthin we hafn played in ages...i muz say dat i still haf retained my "touch"(e)...heh...jumpin over every fella who wants 2 shoot me...oh yeah...dats FUN now...aint it..?...oh...we were playin DOTA 1st...or Warcraft for all u non-cyber geeks wid nerd glasses wid out ta fashion turbans round yea heads...i still tink 5.84c is da best....so.....i shall da air(space) of all dis gamin garbage and get on widdit...so...it was ok 2wards de end...den i realized dat i was leavin at da time i was spose 2 get hme...so...great sianess fell upon me...dats y i norm go b wid cleff...coz even though he sez i make him feel better,as in not so sian(i think...ERHMMM...we're on da friggin train man...PUBLIC transport...we haf shame..or at least I DO)...but really,...by talkin crap...im juz relievin myself...destressin u noe...gettin da sianess OUT of my system...yeah....so 2day i had 2 go hme by myself...all alone...wid a crummy book 2 keep me company...SOBZ...FEEL MY SELF-PITY!!...A LITTLE COMPASSION GOES A LONG WAY!!...oh well...like da heck u'll care...so.......an even more greater sianess came upon me...i mean..da next day was a HOLIDAY dammit...kuhsah...yeah...so dere...i haf agonised...u big fat...uh...words fail me...so...dats all fer now....

Home alone...wid my sis(non-existant)....Home alone...

2005-06-21T23:08:00.000+08:00

Sup...had a beautiful day...rite...yeah...u c..it started wid a BEAUTIFUL breakfast!!...u guessed it!!!...4 pieces of pancakes...2 bad dere wasnt any proper syrup...juz honey(such BEAUTIFULly tastin' honey-gotta' hand it 2 dose bees)...so yeah...den...my parents LEFT...dats like...omg...words cannot describe...it's like PANCAKES all over again...wooohooo...den...went sumwhere(lets call it X) wid Deebs,JK and (behold and lo') SUMONE(lets call him X!)...ok...so dis wasn't exactly pancakes...though we had subway loaves...which i shld have made a foot long...BUT...i didn...so wad's da point of me tokin abt it...well...i dunno...everything has a plan a purpose...guess dat includes seeming-unpurposefull phrases and sentences...hey...who noes...sum1 cld read dis and make me a millionaire !!!...rite...den dat sum1 cld c my sarcasm immediately after dat and decide not to!!...complicated crap huh...yeah...dats me...NOT CRAP...complicated...imbeciles...oh...where was i...b4 i started remeniscing...ho yes...X!!..eh no not person X...place X...we had quite a great time...note "quite" ... well ...it was all...X'S FAULT...no no...jk jk..NO NOT JK...[juz kiddin(jk)]...im not shootin everybody here...it's a healthy , growing (very slowly) and mature blog(rite...and Deebs has a button nose)...ERHMM...yeah...i aint shootin nobody... (aint...nobody= got...sumbody)...sumthin like dat...sooo...crap...i wasn't at X den...i was supposed 2 haf da foot long...crap...yeah well...it was fine...sum $$(expensive...for those lacking flexibility) crap...which i was barely filled by...so hip hip hoorah if my life were a poorah(poo is flower in tamil...but i haf no idea what is rah...dere's dis Egyptian god named Rah though...u noe..."By the power of Rah!!..")...yeah...so wth...im sicka typin...and my parents aint gonna be back till 2mmrw noon(abt dere)...so im gonna(try) and stay up most of da nite(or mornin) and friggin LIVE IT UP!!...yeah...woohooo...yeah...specially' fer X and X...dey noe who dey are...on da ada hand..dey prob dun...crap...oh VELL...(i noe dis is kinda incomplete...and MYSTERIOUS (specially wid all da Xs)...but...due 2 sum UNFORSEEN and UNFORHEARD circumstances...due 2 complications caused by PERSON X in reference 2 PLACE X...i am unable ...UNABLE(dis aint laziness...PET...) to complete dis marvellous(rite) blog...

Uh...Hardly eva gonna keep doin dis...so wtheck..

2005-06-09T18:05:00.000+08:00

YO PEEPZ...missed dat rite..?no?well...uh,i didn't as well..ooo,i can hear my praises...(LAME)....ooook...so dat's not exactly wad u wld call "praise"...but,like,u noe,wadeva makes u happy,rite..?...(teeth shines)...oh yeah...so 2mmrw morn i'll be gone 2 M'sia...super sianz...but i cant help...my sis is sooooo excited(which thankfully made her leave 1st)...and guess wad was da 1st thing she did dere..?...she sent me an e-mail tellin ME how much I miss HER...my eyes were like friggin wheels,rollin and rollin...AND OH SHIT SHE JUZ CAME ONLINE...at 6.09 PM, Thurs,9th June...holy crap...i think muz be my Grandma's holy hour when she watches her tamil shows...dat's y she's online...good theory.?...ya?...thought so...yeah well...da last post i made was in Feb...so u noe...maybe Pet was rite...maybe i am 2 lazy...(eyes rollin-speed of light)...SOOOOOO...u'll prob hafn missed dis blog 1 bit so i shall ask da obvious...(dat's wad sets me apart from my sis,...uh...along wid everythin else)...sadly i wun be able 2 meet cleff..sighZ...SORRY MAAAAN...yeah well...truthfully, i hafn been thinkin alot about u...yeah,da truth hurts-I noe...eh...i'm tokkin abt myself...dun get teary-eyed on me...yeah...hope ur fine...hope u've changed as well-for da better...hope u werent blastin FISHes at all those near accidents wid da drivers in Myanmar/Thailand...hopefully u're also ABIIIIT faster...i mean,u DO noe wad i mean by "FISHes" ,rite..!?...oh yeah...UPDATE::I AM SKINNIER DEN MY SIS!!...u dun believe me...?..well,it aint true anyway...eventhough my sis has grown fatter...i guess...hopefully she dosnt read dis as well...im very hopefull huh?...yeah...dats wad my blog's fer'...my hopes and dreams...uh,ok...not dreams...im not like Jeanette...da Joseph(think BIBLE) of 2day or sumthin...so yeah...GOD BLESS U'LL MAAAANS AND WOMAAAAAANS(i noe i juz made a whole load of gramatical errors but dun u DARE come and remind me...im tokkin 2 u Deebs)...i haf a LAST HOPE...CLEFF...GET UR ARSE 2 CHURCH CAMP...HOW CLD WE SURVIVE WIDDOUT DA WIGGLY WORM!?(yeah...how!?...i mean...we've only been doin it fer' 3months now..!!!)...so dere's my hopes...i shall meditate upon them...and hopefully(yet another)...they may COME 2 BE...C u'll at CCamp....

2005-02-19T21:16:00.000+08:00

Yo...
today damn sian...overslept...by A LOT...missed my CIP program...i juz cldnt friggin wake up!!...Y!?...now i muz go on some ada day widdout my group...so sad...like not sian enuf goin...muz go widdout my ka-kia(dunno correct SP onot)...2mmrw(SuN),wanna JAM...but i dun think many ppl hear b4 ...PlanetShakers... yeah...all we noe is Open Up da Gates...lolZ...muz learn liao...deir muzic damn solid...yeah...so...feelin' screwed...but...hey!...dis cld be my 'O's...and i wldnt be able 2 wake up...Hmmmm...CHOI...kk...dats all...

2005-02-14T21:01:00.000+08:00

Yo..
2day was ok...yeah...for a skool day anyway...
someone ran into my face 2day...as in LITERALLY...was playin ultimate frisbee...it's abit like Captain's ball...but much more fun...yeah...so i was grabbin for dis frisbee which happened 2 be close 2 da ground...so my face was kinda closer 2 earth as well...and den dis idiot comes running straight towards me...so i had only like a moment 2 respond,which i duh didn...took half da moment 2 register...took da ada half 2 jerk my head back...but he kenna my nose and head on da side...thank God my specs is ok...cant say da same for y nose...it's OK,i guess...but kinda raw...ow...oh yeah...da guy would be "affectionately" known as 'Boxer(s)' 2 some...we gave him dat name coz he played soccer wid us(Church "us" not skooL) in pants greatly resembling a pair of boxers...well...glad 2 say he plays U.Frisbee like he plays soccer...juz by crashin in2 stuff...includin his own team-mates...yep...a marvelous team player...wish he were on my team...would sure confuse de opponents when he keeps bringing down his own team mates..yeah...oh...and F.Y.I he's not much better when he's not on sports...he's more irritatin den Cleff,XYZ and Joshua put 2ghtr...(i didn add my sis coz it would ova do it...u gotta noe when 2 stop...)so...contradictory 2 da beginnin' of dis Para...im feelin like shit really...my face feels really broken...specially' my nose...ugh...

2005-02-13T20:31:00.000+08:00

Yo..
back again after dunno how many weeks...yeah...i noe...it's been too long...hehe...almost a month...nth's changed...at least not much...parents still da same...family still dysfunctional...me?...well, shld be da same...shld be...u nvr noe...well...2day watched Constantine...crazy show...start already wid 1 heck of a bang...freaky...i tot it was gonna be "matrix"y-da type dat makes u think...but no...it's more of a ghost show...half of da show like sum freaky movie...da ada half is all sorts of blabberin and stunts...ending was quite rubbishy...but ok lar...i guess...well...dats abt it...but a bit sian lar...coz of da 1 week break...damn slack now....sighz...back 2 reality....

a crazy dude was in my house .... MY HOUSE!!

2005-01-19T22:06:00.000+08:00

..HI..(omg..dat's so corny...i'll juz stick wid "Yo" den...)
sooooo...today was my 1st tuition session in dunno how man months...yeah...and da bugger is CRAZY...i mean really CRAZY!!...he's a chinese dude who speaks wid an indian accent...damn weird guy...was pacing up and down in da hall...i was doin some sums...freaky...i was like lookin at him from da corner of my eyes...freaky...real freaky...well thanks 2 IgniTE... i wun haf to see him dis Sat...but next Wed....summore he gif so much work...oh yeah...and he's a bit deaf lar...so i nearly laughed when my father kept tryin 2 tell him not come dis Sat...i went 2 drink water...nearly choked...mad bugger...so yeah...dats abt it...shld be seein u'll 2mmrw den...

2005-01-16T22:01:00.000+08:00

YO!!...yeah dats rite its THEE 2 letter word again...!!...for all those complainin' abt it...i advise u to...Shut Ur TraS!!...(clue:combine da capital letters 2gthr...wad does dat leave u wid..?...SUTS!!...yeah...!!!...which makes no sense at ALL!!!)
so...(another 2 letters)...
2day...nth much happened cept' for my ground"ment" bein reduced from back-home-after-church to be hme b4 7( which is 1 hr earlier den my normal curfue...coz i came hme 1 hr later last week...maths runs in my blood...)...yeah...dats a gd thing...i guess...maybe she has sum crooked plot formulatin in her mind or sumthin...i nvr noe...yeah..well...so got back at 6.30...nth 2 it...cept' a bit of self control...wuz finally enjoyin da game !!!...oh well...so its back 2 skool i guess...and no com till da weekends...*sighZ*....(1st time endin on a depressin note...so....refer 2 da CAPS up dere 2 find comfort...hopefully...itt's ur Divine Appointment for 2day...)

So far so good...So far...

2005-01-13T22:41:00.000+08:00

Yo...
2day woke up wid a pillar for a leg...could barely lift it...sighZ...was horrible...coz da day b4 i was playin soccer and i guess i muz haf exerted myself or sumthin...it wasn so bad till i woke up...my leg was friggin rock-hard...every step was agony...wah...O's can write personal recount liao...sure get A1...wooohoooo!!!...dats wad i need...a reminder of my O's!!...yeah!! wad could be better at a time like dis...!?...oh yeah...my rock like leg!!/...specially' when da day aft 2mmrw is Tournament day...yeah...wad could be better...soooooooo....dat's bascially wad happened...yeah...bsides my mum buggin me da whole time she was at home...but well...dat CANT be interestin can it...!?.....yeah...so dats all...fer' now....muahahahahaha~~...(gosh i love doin dat..)

SianZ

2005-01-07T23:55:00.000+08:00

Yo...
Back again...finally...da end of da 1st wek...so sian...but not soooo bad...at least not yet...sooo...2day was quite ok...skool ended at 12.30...shit...da time now is 12.05..dats 2mmrw...not 2day(fri)...dammit...oh well...2 posts for 2mmrw...or not...hehe...oh ...i may not be makin 2mmrw's session...coz of sum family crap...sighZ...ooooook...back 2 2day...spent da enire day playin soccer...realised also dat a former Pri 4-6 classmate juz transfered 2 my skool ... she's in Sec 3...dunno y ar...she kenna kicked out of a private skool..den she joined Sembawang Sec...kenna kicked out again...den she joined Canberra,,...sigHZ...from bad 2 worse...i'm tokkin abt da skools not her...she seems somewhat bttr...at least she didn start callin me blackie or anythin....highly irritatin,...not 2 mention childish...and RASCIST...yeah...for all u fags out dere..cleff included...kk...dats abt it...

Thursday Highs...

2005-01-06T20:57:00.000+08:00

yo...
im back...im back...yeah...im back...who's back?...im back!!...yeah...who's back...im back!...who's black?...cant say..!!..yeah...
oh ok...so...wad happened 2 day?...u tell me maaaan..!!...um..so wad did happen 2day...?..oh ..yeah...dis is da highlight of my day!...my tamil class is ONCE a week for onli 1.5 hrs!!...YEAH!!...woohoo...coz my teach very confident dat i can pass my O's B' tamil...she said sumthin abt my foundation being gd but my tamil bein neglected along da way....awwwww....how sad...well...it's juz 2 BaD...wooooohooooooo!!!...also quite adapted 2 skool life....if any1 cares...muz be da maths lar ah...it makes skool so much more FUN...eida dat or da soccer i played 2day or da Roti Jala...cant tell...hmm...yeah so,...not so much endless boredom...still got much lar ah...but not sooooo much...can ta-han...Ah-Han..my Burmese name...DoT..yeah...so dats abt it...

Dis 1's fer u Deebs,...

2005-01-04T22:02:00.000+08:00

Yo..!
managed to use internet 2day...coz i had 2 D/L sum stuff from skool web...so,got cover lar...muz keep "alt-tab"ing...da life of espionage...not bad lar...my mum singin, meanin my sis is shoutin at her 2 "shaddup!"...so yeah...sufficient cover...muahaha~...so...2day was another borin day at skool...damn sian ... da whole day listen 2 dis fella tok and dat fella tok...kao...borin...oh yeah...last night couldn't sleep...dunno why...den suddenly i remmbrd Deebs' testimony...at da overnight thing...ok...so i didn exactly remmbr it...i rmmbrd da ending lar,...coz when he passed da mike 2 pastor his other hand was LIMP as in damn LIMP...damn friggin' gay kinda look...so i already was laughin lar...den he walked down de aisle and walked in2 da row of seats infront of his actual seat...so damn pai sai for him...damn funny for us...so i was laughin my head off...as in da Overnight thing as well as last night on my bed/bunk/wadeva...lucky every1 was sleepin alrdy or my mum would be thinkin dat i was havin a manifestation or sumthin...den i rmmbrd JK's face lar...who was oso sittin next 2 me at da ovanite thing...his face was red like sum rambutan or sumthin lar..and he was laughin worse den me and rollin in his seat...so yeah...twice da laughter for me last night...but still couldnt sleep...so play guitar...played da "Glo-o-o-o-ria"...damn fun...kk...dats all...

back 2 school...

2005-01-02T20:36:00.000+08:00

yo...

so...what happened 2day..!?well...alot really...ALOT...2day was s'pose 2 be big...ended up qiute OK lar...not up 2 xpectations...at least not mine,...well i dun wanna tok abt it...but...well..it wasnt dat BAD lar...wad da heck..!?..I'm s'pose 2 have family time...NOW..!?...wadda heck!?...oh...and dere's a new rule now...no com on Sun..!!...WHAT DA HELL!?...im not sum friggin robot...so im s'pose 2 be "wrappin it up" now...kenna sai...feel like breakin sumthin...maybe my father's nose...quite a good idea oso...no 1 will ever now...da way it's outta joint already...freakin fed up...want 2 haf family time...frig dem...blittherin idiots...

*deep breaths**DEEP breaths**FREAKIN BREATHE DEEPLY LAR!!!**ARHGG!!*

oooook....i'm ok...yeah...i'm good...yeah...i'm fine...sure...absolutely...wait...wad da HELL!?...NO COM ON FRI AS WELL!?...SHIT...DEEP BREATHS!?!...ARGH!!...
im goin now...i need 2 go break sumthing or sum1...or maybe both...best start wid myself den...freakin sian...

oh yeah...btw...im shaved...yeah...grooo-vey...feel like a kid already...

hmm...title...dats a tough 1...

2005-01-01T22:21:00.000+08:00

yeah...im back...yeah...uh huh...
kk...2day was kinda good lar...although bein very tired and stuff...had practice, but it was GREAT...yeah...2mmrw's gonna be a blast...guaranteed...unless God has got utha plans ...den,well,i cant say anythin now can i...sooooo...last night was fun...overnight worship and supper...my cheese egg prata was leaking cheese like siao...damn sick .... like how im feelin...i was s'pose 2 goin 2 sum relatives hse or sumthin,...but da fella fell and fractured his back...so i didn need 2 go...well...i shan't complain or anythin,but,uh, i wasnt exactly lookin forward 2 it...so yeah..im not bein mean or sumthin but it's not exactly an unfortunate turn of events...dats abt it ...

2day quite short huh...

see..i AM bloggin...!!

2004-12-29T14:42:00.000+08:00

well...ystrday night kenna anada internet scare..suddenly cannot work...so 2day called Singnet...had 2 wait dunno how long...due 2 "high call volume"...and dey keep remindin me 2 reboot da com as it may "resolve da problem"...rubbish,dats like da first thing i did...but in de end da problem is onli wid my USB port...so i juz used anada and ta-da!...yeah...so im gd...(good..not GOD)...i think...yeah...well , m grounded 2day ...coz came hm late ystrday...abt 20 mins...sighZ...my parents ar....SIGHZ...when u wanna watch "Meet da Fockers" tell me/...i give u a 1 day hme video of my hse...damn wad ar...dey already making plans for nxt yr...im not allowed 2 use da com durin da weekdays but weekends can use however 1 want...aft i do wadeva i haf 2 do...and dat SUCKS...BIG TIME...Sat i haf loads of HW haf 2 do Wkend chores which is 10 times worse den weekday chores...and den deres family time...+ i wanna wake up late...wad time u wanna me to use..!?..10 pm-11pm..!?...coz nxt day got church ar...so muz sleep abit early...coz i MUZ sleep...it's da price for livin da hyperactive way of life...yeah...but it's worth it...hehe...den Sun how..>!?...i go out where got time 2 use 1...kenna sai...really damn pissed...now my sis is tokkin on da phone and laughin in her haltering way...screamin "OMG!OMG!" all da time...damn irritatin...well better tok abt better things...well lemme c...
oh yar...Mon saw Mandy&Petrina (sounds like sum fashion company)....didn c dem 1st lar...saw deir parents 1st...den it still didn register lar...abit blur...muz be @Corner ...dulling my senses...oh ya...den i saw Benjamin hangin from da air hockey table...he could barely reach da top lar...so his head was barely above da table top and his feet where dangling...den i knew it was dem lar...i mean half da mothers in Sg can look da same lar..(no offense)...but i hafn realli seen any1 like Benjamin or even BEHAVING like Benjamin...hehe...funny fella...made for greater things...hehe...prophecy no1...dats all lar ah...

I'M BACK...frem outta' space...

2004-12-28T13:18:00.000+08:00

YO! SUP'!...
yeah...so...my laptop internet is finally on...YEAH...but fer how long..!?..probably till i turn off da com or sumthin,...i'm always like dat ... damn basket...wadeva i haf will kenna destroyed...eventually lar...or lost...or both...but i'l nvr noe ah...coz its ,well, lost ... yeah ,so it's like a damn curse...maybe i shld go 4 da generational curses thing,...maybe my Great-great-great grandfather was Genghis Khan or sumthin...den i kenna retribution fer his sins...or maybe it's juz me...OK..so it IS me...
well...nth much happened 2day...me wakin at 12 and it bein 1.45...yeah..BUT...i finally finished my hol. HW...yeah!...who said i was lazy huh...!?...AND Joshua L. called me 3 times with abt 1 min in proximity between each other...madness...1st he called me to remind me dat da thing is on Thurs not Wed..and dat im not along 2 "invite" any1 along...(sorry fellas...im hurtin 2 OK!?)...den he called me 2 ask if i knew how 2 get cleff...so abt duh lar...HP...but Josh says he's not pickin up...so asks me da next 2pidest question...being if cleff was in my hse...i didn bother 2 ans...so he realised also and asked me again if i knew where cleff was...maybe he pai seh or sumthin lar ah,askin 2pid question... i didn ans again den he quickly hung up...sayin his usually "sorry sorry"s...mad fella...so yah dats abt it...

Back again...after wad seems YEARS...

2004-10-26T13:44:00.000+08:00

well, i guess i owe whoever actually reads my blog, an apology....well,...i'll put off payment till later...hehe...how excruciatingly lame...well....2day...i did not haf any skool....ok...rmmbr,i did not haf ANY skool...yup..no skool...uh huh...u'll still believe me...!?...well...Good!!...so..im at "la worm's" hse...so i decided 2 touch up my blog for a bit...yeah...a BIT...cleff juz wouldn't stop...my blog summore....wth...so yeah...in de end we decided 2 ,uh, like , discard da changes...yeah...an absolute waste of time...

about da apology thing...well...it's COMING...PREPARE YE!!...so...
im so damn sorry about not keepin 2 da once a week thing...yeah.. BUT...it wasnt my fault...yeah...how very mature of myself...shiftin blame on...>>my COM...yeah...so i cant type nothin'...mail or blogs....so yeah/...dats about it... i guess...so...byeZ...boom...poof...wadeva....

My New BeGGiNNin'...heh..i hope...

2004-09-22T21:14:00.000+08:00

okok..
i noe i hafin been dat great at keepin 2 dis crap..but im gonna try ok..juz as long as my com dusn hang while im typin dis...

so yeah..2day was a shitty day...as usual..at skool...had a wonderful time gettin my skin scratched of my finger by sum fat guy(GUY!!?),who had dis obscenly long fingernails..

yeah..dun feel like goin Soul Refreshment 2nite(hope Ernie dosnt get dis..skarly go 2 pastor..:P)..damn shagged...had 3hrs of solid studies...great achievement...deserve da Noble Peace Prize or sumthin...4 dat and while i was studyin i didn creat havoc..cept' 2 myself..shoulders achin..leanin 2 much on it...

ok..so uh...till next time den...
NuN

The LaMenTaBle TiMes

Old crazy lady...

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O's Results Blog cun Testimony...

O's Results Blog cun Testimony...

Vooshoo

NAT DA A.H.!!!

On Poison and Eyesores

On Poison and Eyesores

SERIOUS

*yawn*

Uggghhh

Boredom...Loads of sleep...And irregular num of meals a day...Oh well...Not like i need da energy...

Crackpot's Rhymn...Dosnt mean anythin does it?

UPDATES,...!!!**

Conclusion to da exciting life of Jojo-da furry yellow bear...(God bless his(or isit it's) soul...)

See...consistent...2nd day in a row...

s Nun Ver.2 Beta

WADS WRONG WID DA TAGBOARDS!?!...or isit juz my com...

Home alone...wid my sis(non-existant)....Home alone...

Uh...Hardly eva gonna keep doin dis...so wtheck..

a crazy dude was in my house .... MY HOUSE!!

So far so good...So far...

SianZ

Thursday Highs...

Dis 1's fer u Deebs,...

back 2 school...

hmm...title...dats a tough 1...

see..i AM bloggin...!!

I'M BACK...frem outta' space...

Back again...after wad seems YEARS...

My New BeGGiNNin'...heh..i hope...

yawn